Notice

Dear Spiders- This is your eviction notice.
Dear Dust, Clutter, and Junk- Your time here is drawing to a very sharp close.
Dear Neighbors- Be patient and open minded with us as we try to make it better.
Dear Baby- Your rental contract is over Tuesday.
Dear Friends- We will tell you and post here when Baby comes so please stop asking.
Dear Cats- You will get your own room but until then, stop pooping on the bathroom floor.
Dear Landscape- Scruffy, dead, weedy, and un-kept is no longer allowed.
Dar Christy- Go to bed!